2006-03-26 [lordjoesnow]: no....i dont want a gun

2006-03-26 [Keyta]: then waht do you want?

2006-03-26 [Caritas]: EWWW CAN WE PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT THAT????????????

2006-03-27 [lordjoesnow]: what? stop what? shooting pigeons?

2006-03-27 [Keyta]: or talking about balls dropping and men getting tall to look over girls with big guns

2006-03-27 [Caritas]: What [Keyta] said.

2006-03-27 [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]: PIGEONS!!!! *starts rapid firing in the air* Are you people gonna just stand there and yap or assist me in some pigeon massacering? *starts singing: All... the... world seems in tune on a spring afternoon when we're poisoning pigeons in the park! Every sunday you'll see my sweetheart and me as we poison the pigeons in the park! When they see us coming the birdies all try and hide, but they still go for peanuts when coated with cyanide! The suns' shingin bright, everthing seems alright when we're poisoning pigeons in the park!* And yes, there is a song like that, titled "Poisoning Pigeons in the Park" by Tom Lehrer

2006-03-28 [Keyta]: holy...thats a sweet ass song!! *starts setting pigeons on fire with her flame thrower*

2006-03-28 [Caritas]: Wow...Voilent...

2006-03-28 [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]: *shoots at more pigeons, still singing: "So... if... someday you're free why don't you come with me and we'll poison the pigeons in the park! And maybe we'll do in a squirrel or two while we're poisoning pigeons in the park! We'll murder them all amid laughter and merriment... except for the few we take home to experiment! My pulse will be quickin' with each drop of strickin' we free to a pigeon, it just takes a smidgeon, to POISON A PIGEON IN THE PARK!!!!!!"*

2006-03-28 [Caritas]: *shoots you* NOW SHE IS QUIET!

2006-03-28 [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]: You shot me! I can't believe you shot me! *starts shouting like that Mustafo guy in Austin Powers* (Note, I only like that movie for the Lucky Charms quotes and other random little things in there)

2006-03-28 [Caritas]: You are a she, right?

2006-03-28 [Caritas]: YES! I haveth shot you for you to SHUT UP! The neighbors are going to kill you. Not me. Them.

2006-03-29 [Keyta]: *raise of eyebrow* why did you shoot delly? i like that song. just because you are agist killing

2006-03-30 [Caritas]: No, not that. I just felt like shooting someone.

2006-03-30 [Keyta]: why shoot someone when you can shoot pigeons? so your are sayin that you would rather be a human killer instend of a dumb bird killer. blah

2006-03-30 [lordjoesnow]: quick someone shoot me! i wanna do the musafa screams:P hehehe

2006-03-30 [Caritas]: I didn't think of that, [Keyta]. Thank you. *shoots 2 pigeons* YES BABY!  Shoot yourself [lordjoesnow]!

2006-03-30 [Keyta]: *walks behind joe and shoots him and then keeps shooting pigeons* but me now i can kill anything lol JK JK

2006-03-31 [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]: Ay, they're always after me lucky charms... *shoots yet another pigeon*

2006-03-31 [Caritas]: LOL!

2006-03-31 [Keyta]: nooo *lights another one on fire and it fies at monkey*

2006-03-31 [Caritas]: *is hit* I-I don't think I can go on. Go with out...with out...*dies*

2006-03-31 [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]: NOOOO! You can be dea... ooo, look! A butterfly! *runs off*

2006-03-31 [Caritas]: *throws a rock at [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]* GET BACK HERE YOU IDIOT! *dies...AGAIN!*

2006-04-01 [Keyta]: *nibbles on delly* blah

2006-04-02 [Caritas]: Keyta, you are ruining my moment....

2006-04-03 [Keyta]: well how i'm i doin that?

2006-04-06 [Caritas]: By nibbling on my dinner....

2006-04-06 [Keyta]: oh lol. you know what i hate...thinking about the past..how good you had it with someone one and shit like that..

2006-04-07 [Caritas]: What do you mean? Who had it good?

2006-04-07 [Keyta]: most ppl think about it. it could be your hild hood and then someone messes it up. or dateing someone or loseing a friend

2006-04-07 [Caritas]: Sorry, still lost.

2006-04-07 [lordjoesnow]: *delayed reaction* you shot me! You shot me right in the arm! why did you..

2006-04-07 [Caritas]: No I did't. I shot you in the head....Dork

2006-04-08 [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]: *second gunshot, moment of silence* Did someone call me? I could have... Uh oh... WOODPECKERS!!! BREAK OUT THE ROMAN CANDLES!!!

2006-04-08 [lordjoesnow]: im not quite dead..i think i twisted my ankle let me just check *crack* ow! i just broke the other one..oh god! but i am still pretty much alive

2006-04-09 [Caritas]: *cuts off your head*

2006-04-09 [lordjoesnow]: ow! i realise why you did that, but you didnt ahve to cut it all off! if u could just put it closer to my head so that the blood can circulate easier that would be fantastic

2006-04-09 [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]: *stares at lordjoesnows talking severed head* That's... just... wrong...

2006-04-10 [Keyta]: *picks its up and kisses joes cheek then throws it at delly* its like vallyball! whee!

2006-04-10 [Caritas]: *takes [lordjoesnow]'s and put in the trash* MUWHAHAHAHAH! *trash man comes and gets rid of it*

2006-04-11 [Keyta]: *eye twichs* you ruined my fun.

2006-04-11 [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]: Uhoh... you ruined Keyta's fun... *grabs garbage can lid and sticks on head and ducks down in ditch* Get ready for it...

2006-04-12 [Keyta]: why..*tries not to snarl and hair stands on end*grr

2006-04-13 [Caritas]: FINR! BE MEAN TO ME!!!

2006-04-13 [lordjoesnow]: *comes back recycled as a...hmmm..a man eating robot* muhahahahaha! here monkey monkey monkey:P

2006-04-13 [Keyta]: i hate ppl..they are blameing me for trying to still a bf when hes my best friend becuase i slept in the same bed as him oO fucking ppl

2006-04-14 [lordjoesnow]: no its never the girls fault....the boy should think twice about sleeping with his best frend...i mean...if i went round sleeping with my best friend...apart from the fact i would be gay...they would have to blame me...not my friend...right?

2006-04-14 [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]: I'll can take care of it... *marches off with BOOMSTICK over shoulder*

2006-04-14 [Keyta]: idunno..i'm getting yelled at by everyone and ppl i don't even know oO

2006-04-14 [Keyta]: heheh thanks delly

2006-04-15 [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]: *walks back with small blood spatters on face, grinning* No problem...

2006-04-15 [lordjoesnow]: get that girl a shower...dont worry...ill look away

2006-04-16 [Keyta]: oh? wow..a guy will look away from a girl showering..wow..

2006-04-16 [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]: That's a first, and I respect that.

2006-04-16 [Keyta]: same here..hell i can't even look away froma girl in a shower

2006-04-17 [lordjoesnow]: lol its not hard...

2006-04-17 [Caritas]: Its not hard.

2006-04-17 [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]: puzzle

2006-04-18 [Keyta]: but i'm alittle bit to friendly i think. i like lookin at the human body ^.^'

2006-04-18 [lordjoesnow]: it is beautiful isnt it?

2006-04-18 [Caritas]: It is. But people use it for the wrong reason.

2006-04-19 [Keyta]: some ppl. but body paint is fun!

2006-04-19 [Caritas]: Most people do.

2006-04-19 [Keyta]: and what is wrong to you

2006-04-19 [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]: Porn I'm betting... I don't advocate it but if people want to do it, as long as they don't bug me about it, I don't care

2006-04-19 [Keyta]: i'm with you delly. its up to ppl what they want to do. the only thing i don't really like is when ppl do drugs that hurt there skin(meth, her., ect).

2006-04-20 [Caritas]: Yes it IS wrong to me. And to the human body. God didn't make us to show off our bodies.

2006-04-20 [Keyta]: god did to make us so we can show off our bodies. he made us nude for god sakes. we come nude.and we reprouce nude.

2006-04-20 [Caritas]: God didn't make us to show off our bodies in a BAD way(porn,stripping, ect)! He wants us to dress and look modest. Not sluty.

2006-04-20 [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]: Unless it is for art like Sistine (sp?) chapel and other stuff like that...

2006-04-20 [Caritas]: Even that is wrong. What's Sistine?

2006-04-21 [Keyta]: are you a nun or something monkey gal? the body is ART. ppl are always looking at bodys, the skin is wonderful to feel and should be celaberated*sp*. adam and eve where nude. god made them did he not? only had leaves.

2006-04-21 [Caritas]: Okay. Whatever.

2006-04-21 [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]: The Sistine Chapel is the one painted by Michelangelo I think... maybe Da Vinci? It's the chapel that has the ceiling painted with angels and different scenes from the Bible...

2006-04-21 [Caritas]: Umm ok

2006-04-22 [Keyta]: wee dellly i love that painting..its so big oO

2006-04-22 [lordjoesnow]: the body arouses for reproduction...its good that it is covered up most of the time so that when parts are seen...its more arousing..

2006-04-22 [Keyta]: well i agree with that. but the human body is still a lovely thing

2006-04-23 [Caritas]: Can we DROP the subject?

2006-04-23 [Keyta]: geez sorry

2006-04-23 [Caritas]: I was just asking if we can drop it

2006-04-23 [Keyta]: i know..i just get carried away when i talk about something that i like lol

2006-04-23 [Caritas]: Okay

2006-04-23 [lordjoesnow]: well if we do drop this subject...you have to come up with another one

2006-04-23 [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]: Well, we were in the middle of a pigeon hunt *shoots randomly into the air and pigeon falls to the ground dead*

2006-04-23 [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]: http://www.alldumb.com/item/25654/ this is an amusing link a friend sent to me... I think you'll all enjoy it...

2006-04-23 [Keyta]: *spreds out some breadcrums and waits*

2006-04-24 [Caritas]: *eats bread crums* What some MEAT!? It's DEAD PIGEON! But cooked.

2006-04-24 [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]: Munchy munchy...

2006-04-24 [Keyta]: *raises an eyebrow* to shoot..or not to shoot..

2006-04-24 [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]: Shoot... definitely. lol.

2006-04-25 [Caritas]: Shoot me? OR the Pigeon?

2006-04-25 [Keyta]: both? both might taste good..but the pigeon is a fatty and nasty bird..

2006-04-25 [lordjoesnow]: i think u got them mixed round

2006-04-25 [Keyta]: that was meanLOL

2006-04-25 [Caritas]: What did you say [lordjoesnow]? You think I'm "fatty and nasty'?

2006-04-26 [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]: Shoot the pigeon... or we could use this *holds up tank of cyanide and sack of bread crumbs* Whatcha think?

2006-04-26 [Caritas]: Sure...............................................I think.

2006-04-26 [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]: Not that... which should we use: our regular guns or cyanide?

2006-04-26 [Caritas]: Whats a cyanide?

2006-04-26 [Keyta]: CYANIDE CYANIDE!

2006-04-26 [Caritas]: WHAT IS IT!?!?!?!?

2006-04-26 [Keyta]: um hes not on

2006-04-26 [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]: It's an extremely deadly poison which is known for it's taste/smell a lot like almonds...

2006-04-26 [Keyta]: almonds...odd..

2006-04-26 [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]: I know... I just remember reading this story by Ronald Dahl where this guy goes to this little motel run by a little old lady who moonlights as a taxidermist. She offers him tea and the guy said it tasted like bitter almonds. There was a foot note at the bottom of the page that said cyanide tastes like bitter almonds... in the end though, you find out that this lady is a psycho who poisons people and stuffs their bodies... Just a LITTLE bit creepy

2006-04-27 [Keyta]: whoa now..see..little old ladys are nuts!

2006-04-27 [lordjoesnow]: so im alergic to little old ladys too?!!  lol  oh and i prefer to throw napalm bombs at pigeons

2006-04-27 [Caritas]: I don't LIKE almonds!

2006-04-27 [Keyta]: its kinda fun to give them rice like a whole shit load. then their bellys blow up!

2006-04-28 [Caritas]: Ew

2006-04-29 [Keyta]: whats ew about that?

2006-04-29 [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]: If you're in the vicinity and the pigeons blow up they might get their nasty Bird-Flu infested guts all over you...

2006-04-29 [lordjoesnow]: ewwwww vicintiy or obcinity

2006-04-29 [Caritas]: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

2006-04-29 [Keyta]: no not really. most of the time it just stays in the body but if you have a small bird its POOF.

2006-04-29 [lordjoesnow]: lol

2006-04-30 [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]: Just POOF, huh? lol.

2006-04-30 [Caritas]: lol

2006-04-30 [Keyta]: you all said lol...scary. kinda ya..but a gun works nicely too

2006-04-30 [Caritas]: lol

2006-04-30 [Keyta]: i hunt alot and get bored

2006-04-30 [lordjoesnow]: ...yes

2006-05-01 [Keyta]: so...why am i th only one that is talking oO

2006-05-02 [Caritas]: ME TOO

2006-05-02 [lordjoesnow]: no ur not...nobody is talking...we are 'typing' its quite different in many ways...1 being the meaning and 2 being the spelling

2006-05-02 [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]: Pigeon!!!! *fires hail of bullets into the air*

2006-05-03 [Keyta]: joe your mean..*shoots joe with a paint ball and point to the dead pigeon* he did it

2006-05-03 [lordjoesnow]: dead pigeon u bastard!

2006-05-04 [Caritas]: *locks [lordjoesnow]in a box*

2006-05-04 [Keyta]: *sits downa and smiles*

2006-05-04 [Caritas]: MUWHAHAHA!

2006-05-04 [Keyta]: *drinks coffee and see a bird on the box* um..bird

2006-05-05 [Caritas]: You do know I have the box locked and only I have the key. You'll never find it!

2006-05-05 [Keyta]: um...its a box

2006-05-07 [lordjoesnow]: lol! yeh what matterial is this box? cardboard?

2006-05-07 [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]: I like cardboard! It's some damn fine chewable material! *starts knawing on box*

2006-05-07 [lordjoesnow]: yay! FREEDOM!

2006-05-08 [Keyta]: *pokes the box* ood box

2006-05-08 [lordjoesnow]: yeh, it didnt work too well..considering i got out...thanks armgo btw

2006-05-09 [Keyta]: you know whats better then boxes...bubble wrap

2006-05-09 [lordjoesnow]: eugh...i saw some in post office yesterday..was very tempted to buy it..or at least pop it...hehe

2006-05-09 [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]: Bubble wrap is fun, especially if you get the one with the big bubbles and pop them near someone sleeping. It's amazing how high you jump when woken rudely...

2006-05-10 [Caritas]: It's a metal box.....With a lock....I have the key....and you don't MUWHAHA

2006-05-10 [Keyta]: really? damn...now i have a plan. i like putting them under the rug and havein ppl walk across it

2006-05-10 [Caritas]: And that will do??

2006-05-11 [Keyta]: um...think. pop pop pop. it scares you.

2006-05-11 [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]: I'd rather just jump out of the shadows with a mask on holding up a rubber knife... though a real one would be much more fun...

2006-05-11 [Keyta]: LOL! yeah that works to or just out of a tree and scream their name ^^

2006-05-12 [Caritas]: ...

2006-05-12 [Keyta]: oooo or sitting down and they don't see you and you just say hi^^

2006-05-12 [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]: Or sneaking up on them when they are sleeping and staring them in the face...

2006-05-13 [Keyta]: that is scary. or just jump on them! its alwso fun to to honk a horn at them

2006-05-13 [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]: I remember I would always wake my parents up at night when I had a nightmare... scared the hell out of them...

2006-05-13 [Keyta]: i didn't...when i had nightmares i was tought to never wake up ppl..

2006-05-13 [lordjoesnow]: yes yes yes thats all very sad but is someone gunna get me out of this box!?!?!? i cant feel my ears!!

2006-05-14 [Keyta]: *pulls down her goggles and pulls out her blow torch* heheh fire! *starts to torch the lock*

2006-05-14 [Caritas]: It wont work. It has a password. Only I know it

2006-05-14 [Keyta]: um..ok. a blow torch won't go through that?

2006-05-15 [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]: Is it a voce-password? (will it only respond to your voice?

2006-05-16 [Keyta]: then things are easy to brake

2006-05-16 [Caritas]: The blow torch wont work. My voice only.

2006-05-16 [Keyta]: *rolls eyes* EASY TO BRAKE IN.

2006-05-17 [Caritas]: How?

2006-05-17 [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]: I don't know...

2006-05-17 [Keyta]: am i the only one that found locks fun when i was younger. you eather change your pitch or take a voice reciozer and talk to the person and get their voice and change it around.

2006-05-19 [Night Prowler]: wassssssuuuuuuuuupppppppppppppPP

2006-05-19 [Caritas]: ?

2006-05-19 [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]: a chicken's butt when it's eating.

2006-05-19 [Keyta]: up i'd say names but we are still tryin to get joe out!

2006-05-19 [Caritas]: There's a password and only I know it.

2006-05-20 [Night Prowler]: what

2006-05-20 [Keyta]: well now..joe is stuck in a box with a damn password. this is dumb

2006-05-20 [Night Prowler]: what are yu talking about

2006-05-20 [Keyta]: read in the comments lol

2006-05-21 [Caritas]: No one knows what it is.

2006-05-21 [Keyta]: um..sure

2006-05-22 [lordjoesnow]: will some one please get me out of here?! im gunna be late for my spanish exam!

2006-05-23 [Keyta]: maybe we sould let you stay here lol. but i dunno

2006-05-23 [lordjoesnow]: i dont wanna fail spanish! biut its too late ive missed the listening, ive got my spanish reading on thursday so ill stay in here till then, meanwhile you can be figuring a way out of here for me!

2006-05-23 [Caritas]: Are you hungry[lordjoesnow]?

2006-05-23 [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]: I've got an idea! *pours hot soup in through the cracks of box*

2006-05-23 [Caritas]: Don't burn my pet! I mean....him

2006-05-24 [Keyta]: *blinks* maybe that can fry the system

2006-05-24 [Caritas]: No, it wont.

2006-05-24 [Keyta]: thats no fun

2006-05-25 [Caritas]: I know. I'm mean.

2006-05-25 [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]: *shrugs* Oh well... *holds soup bowl like a weapon* Give me the password or feel the wrath of the mean, empty, soup-bowl!!!!

2006-05-25 [Keyta]: *pours some hot soup in it*

2006-05-25 [Caritas]: Try your best, Punk!

2006-05-27 [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]: *throws soup bowl @ Monkey Gal and pulls out paper with badly drawn chicken on it* BEWARE OF RALPH: THE AMAZING FLYING CHICKEN!

2006-05-27 [Caritas]: Is....that it? Chicken can't fly you know...

2006-05-27 [Keyta]: um..ok

2006-05-27 [Caritas]: :)

2006-05-29 [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]: That's why he's AMAZING! You know what else is amazing?

2006-05-29 [Keyta]: what what!

2006-05-29 [Ssapzyne Del'Armgo]: Flack